Your mission, should you choose to accept it

Is to make yourself appear as the biggest nerd on the Toronto Blue Jays. Remember, this is a team that employed Rance Mulliniks.

"Do you think that if I pulled my mesh warm-up jersey over this poncho I picked up at Bargain Harold's, [1] that it would work?"

Mission accomplished.
[1] A real, low price chain store in Ontario that closed in the mid 90s.