If I was designing my own cards

And I was 13 years old back in 1998, I could totally see myself coming up with like this:

Ryno, in a retro uniform, running away from a rhino. Yes.

I've been coming across more cards from this set in the packs lately, and I'm kinda torn on them. Some of them are really nice - reminding me of 1993 Leaf backs. Some are rather inventive, some are just generic, some are rather out there. I doubt this is the first time a 1998 Metal card will appear here.