Area Man Avoids Out With One Weird Trick! Fielders hate him!

 

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Yeah, like I'd be able to resist this card. The only way it could be better if there were just a bit more of the brain farting Will Craig in the photo.

But since this was also the day of Alek Manoah's winning debut, I could throw in a second card into the shipment to take the sticker shock off. Powder blues!

There you have it!