How To Get Thrown At

 

If a batter tried this Eddie Gaedel method to get a walk, I'd probably help him along with a beanball.

Mike get a lot of walks(sic). No shit, sherlock.

While I'd probably add that card anyhow just for the oddness of it all, Mike Krizmanich is also a 2/14 baby, providing another reason to add the card.

There you have it!